b flat

i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat
by xtimmiex June 24, 2007
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flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".
Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.
by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008
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Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.
*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009
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flat front

-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."
by D. Miller September 5, 2007
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flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!
by High_AF October 18, 2018
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flat city

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.
Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going.
by M_88 December 5, 2011
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flat escalator

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013
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