when you don't have a full blown boner
by xtimmiex June 24, 2007

by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."
by D. Miller September 5, 2007

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
by High_AF October 18, 2018

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.
by M_88 December 5, 2011

by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013
