douche bag

Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!

Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!

by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006

douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

douche bag

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Douche Bag

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!

by meggy October 5, 2002

douche bag

A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

by TTsuk November 25, 2007

douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

by PwNED November 1, 2003

douche bag

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004