by sixfeetofsnow November 06, 2009
My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.
by MarkieSmif June 30, 2010
by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020
A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
by mothermccree June 02, 2010
The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.
Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.
Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
by Dr.Nasty69 March 19, 2011
cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
by sam k. March 15, 2005
When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009