yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

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yo mama

Who is yo mama? yo mama is a phrase used to compliment a persons looks, and is used to make you laugh or giggle.

Person one: "Yo whos that chick?"
Person two: "yo mama"
Person one: "Aw thanks! My mom is hot but nobody else thinks so-"
Person two: "Excuse me?"

by pokiiz July 15, 2023

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word for yo mama

Um like bro naanannanaanannananananannananananananananana

it isnr word for yo mama hey DIE

by DONEVEN May 6, 2020

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Yo mama

If someone attempts to roast you, they say this.

Me: You be stupid
You: Yo mama is stupid
Me: bro

by P3NCIL February 15, 2019

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yo mama

Words to say to an insulter after his/her has insulted you

Insulting Person: Your stupid and ugly
You: Yo mama
Confused Insulting Person: That makes no sense
You: It's not supposed to jeez don't you know me by know, if not then how can you insult me in all these ways?

This is also how to burn people

by JaidenceHaven June 23, 2017

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