The person who passes out at the party, and vomits all over him or herself and continues to do this throughout the whole night.
Or also known as "YKP"
Or also known as "YKP"
"Dude, Did you see Arthur last night? he passed out and yakked everywhere"
"I know, hes the Yak King Pro"
"I know, hes the Yak King Pro"
by What the fuck is a pseudonym?? May 21, 2009
by TTweety January 21, 2018
When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.
by Bloodprime January 23, 2010
i have a yak and 2 lemmings
by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003
by Gaz C January 14, 2004
The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.
by 313vagina March 09, 2009
A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
by MTH January 09, 2008