Xavier

Looks like a typical npc walking around the streets of courtney place at 4:30 in the morning smoking crack in a public bathroom.

He often says catch phrases like "Ay chur brudda wanna smoke some meth with me?" and "I like little boys"

If you see a Xavier walking towards you your best bet is to run. His stamina is low.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

Xavier

Chadman/God

if your name is Alexei the you dont want to know a man named Xavier

by #1 chadman enthusiast May 28, 2022

xavier and brianna

Xavier and Brianna are very good couple names, if you ever see these people in public named Brinna and Xavier they most likely are together or at least like each other. They also give good couple advice and good couple vibes, they also are very popular

"omg look! its Xavier and Brianna the cutest couple in the world!"

by debsita May 5, 2022

Xavier

A guy who apologizes too much. Likes vibing, and enjoying the small things in life. Very pure and wholesome. Will be your best friend. Has a big dick.

Stop apologizing, you're such a Xavier

by Asuto August 6, 2021

The Xavier

Saying a girl blushed at you, but she just awkwardly smiled politely while walking past you in public

He pulled The Xavier again, but she was just smiling because she didn’t have the heart to tell him his fly was down

by Joe Balloon May 4, 2025

Xavier

Xavier is honestly a great guy. He could be a dick a times but you just have to get to know him. He’s always horny so if you meet one get prepared for the “send nudes”. He cares a lot, sometimes a little to much. He’s a great boyfriend when he wants to be. He fucks up a lot but he can make up for it threw other means. He cares for his friends and will do anything for him. He can fight hella good and fast. Xavier won’t be scared to fight anyone no matter what. An Xavier will make you question your decisions. He can also leave you heart broken or pissed but will eventually give in and apologize He has a massive penis and knows how to use it in bed.

That Guy Is So Rude

Wait Till You Meet Him He’s Such A Xavier

by Limpzy yuh December 28, 2019