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wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.
Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.
by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015
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Wizard's Sleeve

"Got my wizard's sleeve stuck in my Fly "
by Memento1 January 25, 2016
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wizard angst

Wizard angst can be used for all genders.

The stage in which a generally successful youth begins to act out and withdraw from most of their peers, usually between the ages of 11 through 17. This term only applies if -at least from the outside- the teen's life appears too good for this to happen. This means that wizard angst is especially common in upper middle class children, child actors, or children of celebrities.

It refers to the Harry Potter Puppet Pals video by the same name, in which Harry Potter begins to act out due to raging teenage hormones, and celebrity status as the Boy Who Lived.
Alex suffered from wizard angst the moment he became a teenager, and spent his teen years ranting on Facebook, and picking verbal fights with his peers. Despite this, he was really well off.
by Dr. Sigh July 31, 2016
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wizard of ass

Betty Whites' interpretation of the Wizard of Oz in parody.
The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!
by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016
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Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho April 21, 2018
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Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019
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wizard nope

by WizardNope May 14, 2020
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