Anarcho-capitalism

An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.

Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.

by Clay_ July 17, 2022

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

Taara Capital

Taara means Stars in Hindi and Capital means Money or Wealth 💸. So Taara Capital helps people to reach their wealth on Stars.

Taara Capital posts regular updates on Social Media about Stock Markets and they spread financial literacy

by shubham16o7 November 27, 2021

Capital case

Slang for upper case.

The words need to be capital case not lower case.

by The world's just somthing else March 20, 2021

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

capitalism, ho!

Is a sentence that appears often in Recettear.

When you're selling something,it will say
"capitalism, ho!"

by TheCringeyWeeb November 19, 2016