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Wisconsin Hot

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.
Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...
by Laura May 4, 2005
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sturgeon bay wisconsin

a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.
be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!
by dld January 12, 2007
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Wisconsin snorkel

When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.
My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.
by Pete Jones III March 14, 2009
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Getting Wisconsined

1. Losing all your rights as an employee and becoming an indentured servant of the Koch brothers.

2. Getting involuntarily fucked in the ass
1. There's no point in complaining about the unsafe working conditions here. Getting Wisconsined eliminated all the OSHA requirements.

2. We're getting Wisconsined by Scott Walker and he isn't even providing us with any KY.
by 909Chellie March 27, 2011
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Wisconsin Four-Way Stop

A convergence of two roads, with four stop signs, where Wisconsin drivers lose all mental capability and instantaneously forget who arrived first, thereby inciting a series of blank stares as no one goes for at least 30 seconds, followed by a frantic panic as everyone tries to go all at once.
I was 15 minutes late to work today because I was trapped at a Wisconsin Four-Way Stop with 3 cars, each driven by a bluehair.
by Stickboy58 December 27, 2008
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Wisconsin prairie dog

When you get done having anal intercourse and you look down and realize that the used dirty condom is still inside your partners anus. Upon farting, a fart and semen filled rubber bubbles out of your partners ass like a prairie dog
After Tommy got drunk and plowed me in the ass i farted and realized he gave me a wisconsin prairie dog
by the demeter November 19, 2013
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Old Wisconsin

A sexual maneuver that is standard procedure with all wisconsin couples. First you must insert one cheese curd in each ear of the woman as to make sure she doesnt scare herself with her own screaming. Second, insert 2 johnsonville brats in her rectum. Then shove a cheese stick in each of her nostrils. You then must pour beer cheese soup on her chest and belly, this will act as lubrication for your penis. Make the woman give you a tit job so your penis can be lathered up with the beer cheese soup. Then insert your penis into her vagina and go to work. After you both orgasm, crack open an ice cold beer and put a cheesehead on your womans head. Feel free to reuse the brats next time.
If you get sick of handstand jobs, you can always ask your woman if you can perform the old wisconsin on her.
by d_fbr4life April 25, 2011
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