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If white people can't do it

than it was aliens
"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR
by speedybump October 19, 2019
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White People Listening

Damn, I just said I was from the Philippines and yet Jeffrey kept asking me where in Mexico that was. He was white people listening.
by Princest June 23, 2025
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White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.
Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.
by Princest June 23, 2025
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White People Energy

The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.
by treuaquarious August 29, 2025
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White People Music

Music associated with white people, usually that of middle class white Americans.

This includes a variety of genres but most associated with American country, pop and rock.
Metal, classical and folk are also associated with being White people music but with a more international taste as predominately made and listened to by white regions such as Scandinavia.

Some examples of a white person song are Country roads by John Denver or Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
Pop is happy white people music
Folk is traditional white people music
Metal is angry white people music
by Дecca February 23, 2025
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white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.
Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.
by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023
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white people phrases

White people phrases are phrases used by white people, typically ones trying to sound cool or “dangerous.” They typically use words like champ, white chocolate, buddy, pal, or Oh brother!
Gavin was insulted in the burger king bathroom, and he said,” listen here buddy! You’re barking up the wrong tree!” The stranger responded,” stop saying white people phrases!”

Em dropped her vegan cereal, causing her to scream, ”UH OHHHHH SPAGHETTIO!”
by True author June 6, 2023
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