What the fuck

Did you just say about me you little bitch

No what the fuck did you just do here, piss off

by Cautous (cautious was taken) November 7, 2018

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

Greasy duck what the fuck

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

by ComputingCat January 19, 2024

What The Fuck

A great exclamation to say at any point in your life when you come across something deserving of it. Uses an expletive which can really get your point across and make it more expressive.

(Most of the goddamn definitions on here. Seriously. What the actual fuck??)

Person: Aha wat ze fu k.

Another person: What the fuck, Emma.

It can also be abbreviated as WTF. Or just TF. That's all I have to say. You should know what it means now if ya didn't somehow before.

by whomstthefuckareyou May 27, 2018

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.

Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!

by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023