A hanging wedgie, is a wedgie, where your under wear is up your asscrack and pulled up, it is sore as hell. A hanging wedgie is where your breifs are hung on a lampost, hook, flagpole etc.
True story
I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
by ElroyThePALADIN November 28, 2013
a hanging wedgie on a flagpole.
i am a victim of wedgies to bullies. once i came to school early. unfortunately, so did the bullies. they saw me. they ran to me, took off all my clothes except my white undies, tied me up, carried me by my undies to the flagpole, made me drink five big glasses of water, and lifted me up by my undies to the top of the flagpole. one of the bullies videotaped the whole thing. the flag pole is REALLY high. every kid in school saw, and they laughed and took pictures and videos of me. i kept peeing. the buses left, and the teachers were at a meeting, so two hours after the buses left, one of the teachers saw and got me down. i was in that wedgie for 10 hours. my butt still hasnt recovered from that flagpole wedgie.
by Christopher Diddise March 11, 2008
That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.
by unclebedday February 15, 2012
when someone puts rope threw the leg holes in you underwear and then hangs it on a high place thus leaving u suppended in the air.
my friends parents were going 2 b out on vacation 4 like 2 weeks. so i go over his house and he is same age as me but alot stronger. we had decided 2 go work out in his basement. and as i am doing pull ups he pantsed me and exposed my boxers, so wen i go 2 pull back up my shorts he gave me a huge wedgie. he took some rope he had and hung me from the pull up bar which is 5ft off the ground. (i am only 4'5) and kept pulling until i was susspened 2ft off the ground. he then left and kept me up there. 3hrs went by and my ass was killing me and so were my balls. then he came back and he tied my hands 2gether and my feet 2gether. then he was yanking on my legs increaseing the pain. then he lowered me until just my toes were off the ground. then gave me titi twisters 4 like 10mins. then repeatedly kicked me in the balls. after that he decided 2 move me 2 the 8ft tall pull up bar and kept pulling on the rope until i was 4 ft off the ground btw my hands and feet are still tied 2gether. then he untied the rope, and would pull me 2 the top then let go of the rope then just b4 i hit the ground he would grab the rope again thus giving me a boucing wedgie. after about 1hr of that, he tied me then continued the hanging wedgie.and my boxers still havent ripped! now i've been in a wedgie 4 over 5hrs.t then he yanked the wedgie out of my ass and put dirt, sand, grass, and pine cones in my boxers then gave me another hangin wedgie with all that stuff in there. another hr goes by and he comes back and says "time for the speaky clean wedgie" which is were u give some 1 a reg. wedgie than a melvin and it "cuts" the ass crack. he repeated this about 20times. then gave me another wedgie. now it has been 7hrs that i've been in this wedgie. my hands and feet r still tied up. by now it was 12am and i asked him if i could come out yet and he sed no ur gonna sleep in it. now i was like damn im in so much pain. but i eventually fell asleep. and wen i woke up he sed its titi twister time again. and he gave my titi twisters with plyers. omfg that f***** hurt!!!!!!!! then he sed i am determined 2 rip ur boxers. so he is yanking on my legs. and 0mins of yanking on my legs go by and they still havent ripped. he sed ok.....lemme try this and he tied something 2 my feet and was yanking on that as hard as he could. and finally after being in a wedgie 4 17 hrs my boxers finally ripped and he let me go. it took me 30mins 2 dig that 1 out. then as i was walking up stairs he came out and gave me more titi twisters and kickd me in the balls then sed i am dne now.
by the wedgied September 17, 2009
I'm a boy, 15 years old and 2 days ago the girl bully gave me the worst wedgie of my life. I was at the lockerooms and she came up behind me and dragged me to the girls bathroom, classes started so no one was in there. She stripped me to nothing but my white tighty whities. She wedgied me and wedgied me, then hung my on a hook. She came back with a laxative (which make you poop like CRAZY) and bags of cold icy water. She glued the water to both of my hands (I was still in the wedgie, hanging) and made me eat the laxative. She then took me outside at recess and hooked me to the flagpole, then went behind and raised it all the way to the top. I was naked hanging on the school flagpole with everyone seeing and taking pics. I peed and pooped every minute. My briefs were pee/poo soaked. I dangled around up there crying. The next day, VERY early in the morning she brought me back to the girls bathroom, laughing at how much I peed and pooped, and gave me a jock lock wedgie and a swirly, then stuffed me in the toilet with a jock lock wedgie and fed me a new laxative... I couldent speak or move.. then a hot blonde girl came and sat down on the toilet I was in and pooed on me, looked down and saw me.. I am now the wedgie victim and I guarantee you i'll be on the flagpole tomorrow naked dangling around and pictures being taken of me :( Hanging wedgie..
by Nerd7770 November 26, 2013
When your tighty whities are attached to the rope on the flagpole and then they raise it and that gives you a wedgie.
About two months ago, my parents went on a three week cruise. I got to school early, the bullies were waiting for me because they knew I wear tighty whities. They dreesed me down to my underwear and made me drink five huge glasses worth of water. It took so long for me to drink the water that by the time they had duct taped me to the rope, I was peeing on them. They lowered me, put ice in my underwear(it as winter) and started twisting my balls. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! This was a flagpole wedgie and they raised me up the full length and that is so high that the teachers never saw me. The only times they ever let me down was when the bullies fed me cafeteria food, EEEEWWWW!!!!, and made me drink water so I would pee and poop a lot. I wear extremely strong and stretchy so my tighty whities never ripped. Three weeks after I was raised up, my parents came home and called the police because I wasn't home. The police found me half naked attached to the flagpole covered in pee and poop! I was in that wedgie for three weeks and nineteen hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My older brother ripped the undies out of my asshole and that taught my nuts, penis and ass to not lett my brother near them.!!!!!!!!!!!! One kid had set up a video cam running the time that I was fed, watered, and raised. I couldn't change schools because that would be pointless. The asshole who taped put it on the web and the online yearbook. I was on CNN and News Channel 5.
by Briefboy September 21, 2008