v. Being in a semi-successful movie franchise and ironically dying by some accident in which your movies were about.
man1: Dude I love acting in Real Steel *dies due to robot malfunction*
man2: Damn he's paul walkering!
man2: Damn he's paul walkering!
by UD Creator73 December 2, 2013
Get the paul walkering mug.The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
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(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.
by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004
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describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004
Get the wankerific mug.When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before
-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it
some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it
some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...
*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*
by anabananahammock August 23, 2011
Get the Watering the Fish mug.Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
by Jimyyter October 20, 2009
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Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
Appearing on a webcam viewable from the waist-up, while masturbating out of sight.
The viewer of the Shadow Wanker is not generally aware that masturbation is taking place, although the term is sometimes used when the viewer is complicit in the activity.
by robertbowen October 20, 2007
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