wasted wad

Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.

One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".

by pseudomaster October 8, 2009

wad hocker

Someone that refuses to swallow your semen. A spitter. Similar to a gargler. You've heard of the term, "to hock a loogie." This is more like a new term, "to hock a spoogie."

That wad hocker gives great head, but then spit it all over my new shoes.

by Cockzilla13 September 25, 2009

ceck in a wad

angry, sexual frustrated, dick gets no action

Dave has been dating a girl for 3 months, but has yet to get any poon, therefore, he has his ceck in a wad.

by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar February 18, 2014

Cum wad

A person who is a mistake

Yo, you see that cum wad over there

by lil BISKIT03 May 25, 2018

chicken wad

A person who is scared of everything with no apparent reason for it.

It was raining so he closed the doors like a chicken wad.

by Sexy Kat May 26, 2011

gay wad

that which takes part in exessive homoerotic sinful acts (usually men with other men). Often times found in the souther reaches of France.

That gay wad just touched my leg!

by Justin and Brian (fellow gaywads) May 30, 2006

wad up

The act of bundling toilet paper in your underwear in order to
keep them dry and clean in case you start your period or laugh so hard a little pee leaks out.

Genie was really glad she had thought to wad up before the comedy show began.

by mmarly December 29, 2007