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Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers
"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"
by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017
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Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin
by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021
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Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy
Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.
by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019
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Web Wench

1)A female who designs layouts for websites.(slang)
2)A Web Mistress(synonym)
Danelle is a wonderful web wench. She always keeps my website updated, and stays ontop of every client issue with precise timing. Not too mention her savy knowledge of the blogosphere and how to make money from it.
by dewey C wisebon October 10, 2008
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web warrior

Mah fan yao is such a web warrior.
by Jesusjuicelol June 6, 2009
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Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.
Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
by D-Link July 13, 2009
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Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.
"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.
by P0lybius July 30, 2023
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