$25 vacation

$25 worth of any psychedelic drug

Person 1:Hey man I'd love a $25 vacation this weekend!
Person 2: My friend sells shrooms he can hook you up bro

by Psilocybinator October 22, 2013

The Vacation Effect

An effect that happens to residents of usually rainy climates, on any nice day they feel as if they should be outdoors just because the weather is nice. Staying inside causes an anxious, agitated feeling, the Vacation Effect.

Bob had the Vacation Effect and called his friend Tom asking if he wanted to go outside and play frisbee with him.

by DaddyFliffus April 6, 2015

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018

Blow Vacation

Because blow ‘job’ sounds like work

Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*

by David Shinn October 3, 2018

Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.

Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.

by Torlo October 11, 2019

British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.

Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation

by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021

Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.

“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022