That chick is so Jet Von Lady
by Speech December 17, 2018
by KönigSevit November 22, 2021
by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022
A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space
by Suman Graeber September 24, 2018
You will least likely come upon a person whomst is named Eddie Von Alltrov. Eddie Von Allrov is an introverted male who’s interested in a long and healthy relationship but doesn’t have the energy or confidence to actually start one. Instead he plays Minecraft and somehow obtains a girlfriend there.
by EddieVAlltrovTheMagnificent October 14, 2019
by Jeremiahfisher5 November 19, 2022
This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.
"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."
--**This move is often found in porn.**--
--**This move is often found in porn.**--
by Bobbe October 21, 2007