widnes vikings

A world know rugby team, one of the only teams to be world champions won in 1989 against Canberra raiders.

They play in the “fortress” also know as Halton stadium.

Widnes entered administration and was relegated at the end of the 2018 season after the club at 1.8 million stole by the ‘board’. Even though being relegated the club and fans managed to bring together enough money to keep the team running for the 2019 season. Finishing 11 in the table after a 12 point deduction.

Widnes is know for having a strong fan base and being able to create songs for every occasion.
Widnes got a chance to play at Wembley stadium (24th August) against Sheffield where they lost as the referee allowed Sheffield to be off side the full game and Jordan Johnson (scrum half) getting badly injured and taken to hospital in the first 4 minutes.
FANS LOVE WIDNES

UP THE VIKINGS 🤘🏻
We’ve got TIMMY SHEEN!!!!

-season tickets are finally out
-FINALLY can’t wait for the season to start

UP THE WIDNES VIKINGS

by WIDNESRL October 15, 2019

Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.

Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.

by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018

minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson

the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss

by TOB fo eva March 13, 2005

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!

by OzEden September 16, 2006

ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007

Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011