Vagitarian

Someone who only eats vagina's.

Bob is a vagitarian.

by Jesse Nehring February 13, 2008

vagitation

The pubic hair of a vagina.

"Dude, did you see that girls vagitation?"

"Oh yeah that would make a woolly mammoth jealous!"

by SharpieAJ February 9, 2009

vagiterrorism

Any person or persons, involved in terrorist act that implement harm or fear though the use of a vagina and/or vagina's.

(Bob) "Damn. That girl John fucked last weekend was nasty."
(Dianne) "Yeah she was. I heard she has crabs and herpes and screwed 6 people from her office already and two of them are married.

(Bob) "Wow she's getting her vagiterrorism on.

by t.e.c.1 August 20, 2009

Vagitate

verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus”

Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".

by DrMikeman November 18, 2010

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

vagitarian

a person with a shiny chin

frt

by butter October 10, 2003

vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper

by cracky March 1, 2003