I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019