joshua underwood

A retarted ass redneck who uses the word nigger a lot and sucks black cocks

The Joshua underwood is a nigger beater

by Bigdikace98 April 20, 2018

to underwood

When married elder couple has mfm bi sex with younger boy or man.

Last nigh me and my wife met that cute boy at bar and we decided to underwood him later.

by Ikeru April 1, 2018

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

John Underwood

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta

john underwood is cool

by jundewo2815 March 27, 2019

Ja'understand

A question actually meaning , Do you understand? - But a shortened version
Usually use it when you want to sound Jamaican

Pronounced : *ja-un-da-stand*

Do not produce the stand like /stænd/

But stAnd as if you were British or African

Note: The key is to sound as Jamaican as possible without being rude
Similar to 'You barb?'

DANIEL: how do you feel about him tho?

DEE: It's kinda mixed feelings here and there like I don't Hate him but I Dislike him do the bone like, Ja'understand?

by It'sTheRealD.Squared March 6, 2020

Gentle understanding cat

A gentle cat that understands You

awww look at that gentle understanding cat

by pokemoose February 1, 2021

Kerri Underwood

Twin sister of country music artist Carrie Underwood; her career took a (literal) seat when she tragically lost her leg in a bear trap incident

Fyi kerri underwood is 10000x hotter in person

by T576859 August 21, 2021