twink crusher

Somebody so fat that can crush a twink

That person is a twink crusher

by DarthGigi May 19, 2023

Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller May 31, 2015

twink on a sink

Louis Tomlinson sitting on a sink

Me:*looks at Louis Tomlinson sitting on a sink* "Look at the twink on a sink"

by G@ywh0r3 August 30, 2021

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora March 15, 2018

Twink Day

July 11th is the day where all twinks are appreciated and loved by their cute daddies.

Alberto: Happy twink day Max! Finally the recognition you need!
Max: Aw thanks Alberto!

by Urban.girl123 June 24, 2021

twink eye

an infection of the eye, predominantly found in gay men, marked by the tendency to stare at slim, young, generally smooth-skinned men aka twinks.

Q: Did you really hook up with that new freshman homo after the party last night?!

A: Yea. I've had a really bad case of twink eye lately and he was the only cure I could find.

by jamesch13 March 04, 2010

Nigga Twink

Can be defined as anyone who has an obese appearance. Also a generic insult to whomstever.

God, wyatt is such a nigga twink.

by Actually John Wick March 13, 2019