Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.

I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.

by Crookchaser March 3, 2017

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.

He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.

by ikehi11 August 1, 2020

Turkey Skin

The skin on the ballsack or when someone gets the chills and goosebumps appear. Both resemble the skin of a turkey.

Matt's balls were hanging out and you could see his turkey skin. I am pretty cold today...My arms look like turkey skin.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012

Angry Turkey

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.

"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"

by babykym93 July 29, 2014

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020