weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BigTallBezz November 18, 2009

Weiner head

1. An exceptionally stupid, arrogant, or asshole-ish person; a prick.

I've worked with that guy before and he's a complete weiner head.

by R. Deaven March 13, 2008

Weiner Nuggets

When someone takes your dick, and fillets it with a hammer, then makes nuggets out of them.

Dude, this asshole told me to suck his dick, when he pulled down his pants, I made weiner nuggets out of it.

by xXx1337xXx sm0k3n d4 b1un7z June 11, 2009

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

Weiner Chested

When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple.

GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!!

by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009