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steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter
1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."
by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011
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home loaf

plural of home slice; meaning posse or group of friends.
going out to the bars with my home loaf tonight, wanna come?
by kid b esq. August 10, 2008
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Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.
Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.
by Danielwebster February 22, 2015
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Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
by sam and junk March 28, 2009
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loaf loather

a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)
“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”
by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018
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burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.
Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.
by aretegroup April 21, 2018
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Side loaf

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017
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