Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

home loaf

plural of home slice; meaning posse or group of friends.

going out to the bars with my home loaf tonight, wanna come?

by kid b esq. August 10, 2008

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

loaf loather

a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)

“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”

by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018

greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

Snuggle loaf

A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.

Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"

by FelixIsConfused April 23, 2022