diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit
The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.
by SickFiend May 24, 2016
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Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.
The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.
by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016
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oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking
Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019
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American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 01, 2020
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hot diarrhea

when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)
"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"
by shrimpi November 05, 2020
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Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum
Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)
by Lit Drift February 03, 2019
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explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins
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