diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640

Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.

by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020

explosive diarrhea

when you poop so much you blow up the toilet

i had explosive diarrhea

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.

Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!

by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011

hot diarrhea

when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)

"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"

by shrimpi November 5, 2020

explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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by suffers from this condition May 9, 2003

summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.

The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.

by jsnb78 June 12, 2013