Treasure Book

A scrapbook or other book that holds three dimensional items of significance or for decorative purposes i.e. metal objects, keys, beads, necklaces etc.

Treasure Book Creations dot com

by Temporary InVanity August 6, 2009

book lover

A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.

friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover

by paizongirl98 June 19, 2014

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian reversal November 10, 2008

Book

A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.

Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T

by the random dude March 9, 2016

Book Jerker

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

baby booking

Juvenile detention center

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver

by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006

jungle book

The area found between the legs of a women. AKA
-vagina
-pussy
-happy hole
-peperment patty
-cherry pie
-friut juicer
-cunt
-Moopy Moop
-South of the border

I read her jungle book like a five year old who just learned how to read and is on crystal meth.

by Your^Herpes May 8, 2005