Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.

Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".

Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".

by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024

Fat Thompson

When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!

Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!

by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024

Lydia Thompson

Lydia thompson ah boy she only likes black dudes with big juicy lips

And then likes white dudes with shriveled lips

Lydia thompson is a wacko

by Ur momma jealous November 22, 2021

Mr Thompson

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fucking bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Alfie Thompson

Good yute or a 10/10 civilian. Often used as an insult

“Look over there it’s Alfie Thompson, The goodest of yutes”
Definition-Good yute or 10/10 civilian

by Badboichillacrew November 9, 2022

Teejay Thompson

Teejay Thompson, A super square. A major douche bag. A male typically ranging between the ages of 17-28 who thinks he has swag, but really has no swag. Sometimes a Teejay will be wearing any type of Jersey Shore Paraphernalia and might be seen with a stupid hair-style.

The words origin's trace to Murrieta, CA in early 2011 where a group of obnoxious 21 year olds went to Vegas for the weekend and made a profound realization that anybody with the name Teejay usually is a square. They spent the entire weekend drunk on the Las Vegas strip calling every guy that walked by a Brad.

Teejay Thompson came out to play last night

by Not a Thad August 7, 2018

xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.

Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50

by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021