Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011

A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.

Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.

by Mysterion3452 December 30, 2013

Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

definitely maybe

An annoying phrase that Andrew uses daily to describe something that may occur.

Me: "Hey Andrew, are you going to that party Saturday night?"
Andrew: "Definitely maybe."

by Sunxocean March 10, 2009

The Definition of Awesome

Awesome is a term that is often thrown around but things that can be awesome are of a vast range and it needs clear measurment

Any living creature tyhat can enlist the help of a FREAKING DINOSAUR to help in with the destruction of a Satellite that would destroy the Eath by making it's inhabitants single minded slaves.

That guy in space that just got a dinosaur to destroy a satellite is "The Definition of Awesome"

by freekzim223 June 13, 2011

the definition of the ick

sticky kid named sam

did you see sam eating doritos?? it gave me the definition of the ick and im not even dating him!

by 728283839939393 April 11, 2022

Artisan Definition

A carefully skilled or crafted definition

Artisan Definitions are well made, precise to the point, are skillfully demonstrated in sentences, and have multiple useful definitions, even if the word is made-up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021