He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
Get the Teddy Bearmug. A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
by goatsbane June 16, 2009
Get the Teddy Grahammug. Gary: Goodness, Barbara! What is that large white object drinking my tea?
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!
by Max O'Reilly April 4, 2008
Get the Teddy Brrmug. by bunnies89 September 28, 2011
Get the teddy ruxpinmug. i got teddybombed last night
by julio June 19, 2006
Get the Teddy Bombmug. by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017
Get the Teddy pettingmug. A fat fuck who cant afford a hair cut and his hair line is so fucking receiting and he has a very small dick, end of story
by Syndax June 18, 2018
Get the teddy vinalmug.