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Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
mugGet the Golden Pianomug.

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".
by BenDreadful March 29, 2015
mugGet the dance on the pianomug.

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019
mugGet the Pianomug.

Dobani Thumb Piano

Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)
Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!
by therealconnorgriffith December 24, 2016
mugGet the Dobani Thumb Pianomug.

piano

A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.
He got all that money because he pushed a piano.
by Angela West End August 21, 2025
mugGet the pianomug.

piano sonata no. 8

Bro I just piano sonata no. 8 on that chick last night
by Epicdabber July 7, 2023
mugGet the piano sonata no. 8mug.

Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Warp Pianos are cool
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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