coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence

BLUE TEXT LMAOOOOOOOOO

But eventually the word will phase from existence LOOOOOLLL

by ThatDog July 31, 2021

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence

are you ready

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

But eventually the word will phase from existence is a definition created by a loser who wants to rick roll people.

by UrbanDoge July 31, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Blue text lolol

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. Used to make the final parts of watermelon sugar blue

by paaged July 18, 2021

The Binge Phase

A period of time after either playing a video game for a long amount of time or watching a show for a long amount of time, where the idea of playing the game or watching that show just seems absolutely horrible.

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want to play Call Of Duty tonight?”

Person 2: “I can’t man, I’ve been playing it so much recently that I’m in The Binge Phase with it”

by SoulHound March 22, 2021

Shabnam phase

A phase when somebody decides to act, look, dress, or become TOO overly obsessed with Shabnam. Thinks that Shabnam knows them personally and decides to have almost EVERY PIECE OF SHABNAM MERCH THAT EVER EXISTED (including already owned items with Shabnam stuff on them.)

Person 1: Nah you had your Shabnam phase since what, 2018? GROW UP
Person 2: Noooo! heeeheeeheeeheeeheehaaaaheeee I’m gonna stay like this all dayyyyyy!1!!!1
Person 1: I’M GONNA BAN EVERY SINGLE SHABNAM SCRAP OFF YOU IN A INSTANT
Person 2: Whaaaaheeheheheheheheheheheeeee!
Person 1: Because it is UNHEALTHY via a bunch of academical STUDIES to be liking someone who DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Person 2: Sheeeeee? Doesn’t know that I eXIST? mIIIIIIIIHHHEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!
Person 1: Yes. You guys act like you know her when she probably knows about, what, 35% of you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
Person 2: Nosy nos!
Person 1: Right……
*a day later*
Person 2: WHAT, NO SHABNAM, WHERE ARE MY DVDS, MY CDS, MY BOOKS, MY DOLLS, MY MAKEUP, MY BEDSPREAD??
Person 1: Took them away.
Person 2: Oh, I really WAS in my Shabnam phase. What has happened to me those 7 years ago.
Person 1: Good. Now have fun now that she has been blocked off this household.

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025