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Octopus Dick

When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.
Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants
by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020
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chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy
Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave
by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018
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Octopus

Anything that is amplified, far-reaching, or has many touchpoints on the internet.

A digital result that amplifies the message.
Many touchpoints online.
An Influencer that has extensive reach.
For example, "Her social media is Octopus."
Cher is all over the world, she's Octopus.
Go Octopus that.
That influencer is Octopus.
by Tina The Diva July 2, 2021
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A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
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The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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