certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022

Amaanah Merchant

Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.

"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"

by emma+macey4evr March 7, 2021

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023