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shorty

A small, or short, hand-rolled (marijuana) cigarette.
“Hey, you got a shorty I can bump?”

“There’s nothing better than a fat shorty.”
by WornoutTrends May 20, 2018
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mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline
jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person
by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018
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Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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shorty

used to refer to a female humanoid person, in this particular case - shorty = shawty = girlfriend.
"shorty givin bomb head i call her sloppenheimer"
by znu August 2, 2023
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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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shorty maloti

South African slang.

Shorty Maloti, a insult used to make fun of short people. Commonly used in primary schools.
Look over there, it's shorty maloti!
by J'sWifey January 10, 2024
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shorty

a slang term referring to an attractive lady or generaling speaking to a friend
ay shorty why is you trippin'? or wsp shorty how u feelin'
by woahdy_nem' April 21, 2023
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