by Phallic Member August 4, 2009
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Get the slow screw mug.A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.
You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!
by Grantasmo July 31, 2017
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Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.
Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.
by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016
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Get the Japanese Screw mug.When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.
Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008
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