Jiggle Puff

1) A term used to describe someone as fruity or gay
2) A pet name for your girlfriend or boyfriend.
3) Used to describe a good situation.

1) "That Jim is such a Jiggle Puff"
2) Girlfriend: "Hey, Jiggle Puff? Could you come join me in bed?"
Boyfriend: "You know I will, baby."
3) "It was so Jiggle Puff when Sarah asked me out."

by Matt - 'What?' September 19, 2008

puff doody

floaters left behind after a bad flush or low water pressure, resembling pastry puffs made of feces

somebody for got to flush and left
puff doody all up in the shitter

by hancho real March 24, 2009

Shnizzly Puff

Expression of extreme anger and frustration, due to an incident.

The xbox is broken.
Oh Shnizzly puff

Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.

I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!

by woodywashere December 18, 2008

puff nutter

An insane or mentally disturbed homosexual.

Lance Bass, Kevin Federline, and Justin Timberlake are all puff nutters

by Seth W. Ramsey October 20, 2008

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

puff levels

The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.

I have an exam tomorrow, puff levels will be high

by Pending Names January 2, 2015

Phlegm Puff

The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.

If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.

I was spotting Carl on the bench press when he coughed up a phlegm puff on his t-shirt.

by Motherhunter September 20, 2016