Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022

Rainbow Pond

A“Rainbow Pond” is the same thing as a “Pond” which is another way of labelling a type/sexual community except it is in reference to the LGBTQ Community because of the use of the word “Rainbow.”

Pond - is basically a metaphor for a group of fishes (people) that swim one way. In other words, it’s another way of labelling the straight/heterosexual community.

Rainbow Pond - is the same thing as Pond but due to the word “Rainbow” which refers to LGBTQ and Pride. The metaphor for the fishes within the pond are all fishes that swim more than one way (they’re people part of the LGBTQ Community).

Mercedeze: Never have i ever had sex with the same gender.

Sammie: Guilty as charged.
Mercedeze: Girl, no comment *winky emoji*
Chris: @Mercedeze Honey, yould you ever dip your toes in the Rainbow pond? LOL
Mercedeze: @Chris My Rainbow has a little pink in it.

by Issafact786 March 13, 2023

pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022