mint bitch

1.) A promiscuous man's favorite woman.
2.) A beautiful woman with huge boobies.

I have three bitches, but only one mint bitch.

by Rex Johnson Kelly Jr. July 30, 2005

Murray-Mint

A wonderful hard boiled sweet, also a chunky monkey who likes to beat his meat in time to the can can whilst hanging upside down from a tree with one hand. Yes, the Murray-Mint is indeed a rare, and wonderful species of sweets with legs. collect their toffee wrappers and get a free lego toy!

loook, over there, in that tree! A SHINY SWEET WANKING MONKEY!

by Noodleman February 9, 2005

fucking mint

something dorks use to try to sound cool but in all reality they sound dumb

hey bro look it’s a turtle

‘ fucking mint ‘

by speedyy November 1, 2019

free mint

Booty

Free mint monkru

by lilfruitloopyougotshot January 10, 2020

Cunty mints

a refresher of the vaginal region

look down your local confectioners

by Karl November 25, 2003

Winston's Mints

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

fuckers mint

Used to describe something that is of the highest awesomeness. Only the best level of mint can qualify.

“Did you see jackson’s new whip?”
“Yeah ol son. Fuckers mint.”

by lil_Xan_is_Gay October 7, 2018