Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!

by kevando June 20, 2009

kevin

the new and cooler way to say poop

Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

A Kevin

Don't be such a Kevin!

A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.

by AVsearch May 15, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the meaning of being gae.

“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”

by Wolf Nightblood April 3, 2020

Kevin

gay as fuck and sucks cock the size of the earth

kevin sucks cock on god

by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 1, 2019

kevins

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.

"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."

by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

kevin

basically a terrorist

stop destroying my house like a kevin

by urbandiamondwordmaster April 16, 2019