inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

inverted churros

another way for saying ass or anus

steve:'damn my ass hurts'
dann:'did someone kick your inverted churros?'

by inverted_churrator August 27, 2019

inverted brother

When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.

Me and Bob are inverted brothers!

by cobson May 14, 2015

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

Inverted Nigga

The term used by the white male who has been granted his nigga card by a fellow nigga. Used to confuse and de-escalate a nigga upset by a white man using the term.

"It's acceptable for me to use nigga cuz I'm an inverted nigga, nigga.

by Jim Blackstone February 18, 2024

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021