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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013
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Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.
First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."
by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009
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woman's gravy

her woman's gravy tasted great when I went down on her!
by fUAD mUFFY November 9, 2014
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Gravy Spillers

Adipose tissue mainly in the upper arm. This adipose tissue poses a severe threat to the lively hood of any dinner in which gravy is part of.
She slapped me in the face, then her damn gravy spillers slapped me again.
by bubbagumpshrimpcomp April 18, 2009
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Tom Gravy

a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.
"I'm so proud of Tom Gravy for winning the hotdog eating competition!"
by diamond-reuben February 8, 2021
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knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand
i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy
by hairy knuckles June 11, 2006
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