by PurpleRainJacob June 8, 2021
Get the Popit (Fidget) mug.“Stop fidgetating, you fucking moron”
by Pvlsonzz September 30, 2025
Get the Fidgetating mug.Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job
After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
Get the fidget mug.A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.
Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.
by 666kty March 15, 2025
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