fanny dumplings

dirty unwashed fanny full of spunk

fanny dumplings is a girl who has a dirty fanny and hasnt washed after having sex and has dried lumps of spunk tangled in her pubes

by lewishamears November 2, 2012

Drop the dumplings in the fryer

Taking a dump; pooping.

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.

by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007

Spicy Dumpling

When someones eats hot peppers all day and then takes a dump on another persons extended tongue, getting spciy hot shit all over the reciever's mouth.

After eating at the mexican resteraunt, Enrique came home and gave me a wicked hot spicy dumpling.

by scottwawa November 9, 2006

Dumple-Stilt-Skin

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

Rip Van Dumple

This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.

Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.

by ooten November 26, 2007

Double Fudge Dumpling

Engaging in sexual intercourse while simltaneously shitting on the toilet.

The passion of our thrusting, coupled with the texture and aroma of our respective fecal matter, made it the best double fudge dumpling of the week.

by man... February 27, 2007