face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020

Cabbage clan

The clan of irrelevant people who have a good time

Fuck you bitch I’m in cabbage clan

by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021

Cabbage clan

A group of irrelevant people who have fun

Fuck you bitch I’m in cabbage clan

by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021