There are multiple meanings of the word “dick”. Let's go over all of them together.
Nouns:
1. A man's penis.
sentence example: Girls will definitely go wild over you with your big dick bro!
2. Anything/Anything at all
sentence examples: You don't know dick about this topic!
Verbs:
1. Waste time/Mess around with
sentence example: Stop dickin around and do your work already!
2. (for men) Have sex with
sentence example: You're going to put your big ass dick in her butt this instant!
Nouns:
1. A man's penis.
sentence example: Girls will definitely go wild over you with your big dick bro!
2. Anything/Anything at all
sentence examples: You don't know dick about this topic!
Verbs:
1. Waste time/Mess around with
sentence example: Stop dickin around and do your work already!
2. (for men) Have sex with
sentence example: You're going to put your big ass dick in her butt this instant!
Nouns:
1.
Girlfriend of the man: You're so cute, and you have such a big dick babe!
2.
Waiter/Employee: What would you like to eat, sir?
Customer: I'd like dick!
Verbs:
1.
Supervisor: Come on, stop dickin around this instant or else I'll report you to the manager!
You: Fine.
2.
Wife: Hey, can I take off your clothes?
Husband: You want me to slide my dick in your pussy?
Wife: Yes honey, you're so smart!😉😉
1.
Girlfriend of the man: You're so cute, and you have such a big dick babe!
2.
Waiter/Employee: What would you like to eat, sir?
Customer: I'd like dick!
Verbs:
1.
Supervisor: Come on, stop dickin around this instant or else I'll report you to the manager!
You: Fine.
2.
Wife: Hey, can I take off your clothes?
Husband: You want me to slide my dick in your pussy?
Wife: Yes honey, you're so smart!😉😉
by cherr.yl_ — FD4U! September 11, 2022
Get the dickmug. by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021
Get the Dickmug. This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
Get the Dicks In My Dickmug. A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.
If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005
Get the dickedmug. When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.
by JDM 92 April 29, 2006
Get the dickedmug. A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Son: But my father please don't go...
Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
Get the Moby Dick's Dickmug. 