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Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP
by The Dirty T September 1, 2013
mugGet the Jizz Pursemug.

Purse First

Pimp Example: Same as: "purse first ass last"
Non Pimp: I have to get money before anything
by AnTione Tha Din November 26, 2010
mugGet the Purse Firstmug.

Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.
Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.
by akseerkris February 7, 2010
mugGet the Taint Pursemug.

Polish Purse

A polish purse is any plastic bag, generally from a grocery store, that old polish woman use as a substitute to actually owning a real purse.

Can also be used to refer to any plastic bag of this sort.
Hey dude, do you have something I can borrow to carry home this massive porn collection?

Yeah man, let me go grab a polish purse out of the kitchen!
by DumbCollegeKids September 13, 2011
mugGet the Polish Pursemug.

purse boob

When a female is carrying a purse and the strap is separating and accentuating her boobies.
When an overweight girl is carrying a purse and the purse strap is buried in the (grand canyon) space between her boobs, that girl is experiencing Purse Boob. Although some purse boob experiences are pleasant to observe, this type of purse boob is discouraged.
by TheBIGhause October 23, 2013
mugGet the purse boobmug.

skin purse

Female genitals or vagina lips if you will, has the look of a purse you might say depending on how busted it is...
Hey dude! you gonna Snatch that skin purse, it looks like a good one
by youngy January 22, 2006
mugGet the skin pursemug.

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