busted arse

Irredeemably rubbish in every sense of the word. A complete laughing stock and generally poorly managed. Commonly used to describe sporting teams.

The Australian rubgy team is pretty busted arse.
Canterbury bulldogs are a busted arse club. (known as 'busted arse bulldogs')
Rwanda is a busted arse country.

by lonely_internet_loser November 21, 2018

arse prick

1. Someone who is a total worthless arse, and a douchebag prick as well, AKA: douchecock
2. A reference to anal sex.

Have you met Jim? He's a total arse prick, I just want to stab him!
Last night was the last arse prick I've had in years.

by Xerox48 July 17, 2012

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

by The Big Haggis April 01, 2016

Arse Barnacle

A stubborn winnet that is near impossible to remove.

Whats that in your arse?

Its an arse barnacle.

by Tommy Arse Barnacle September 11, 2010

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 09, 2005

arse vinegar

the sweat that accumilates at the top of ones arse crack.

Ive got terrible arse vinegar today Dad, how about you?

by klausenhausen June 09, 2007

arse banger

gay/homosexual, meant in a funny but not derogatory manner!x

graham norton

by Sexystrokesgirl03 December 07, 2003