amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

amazoned

converted to automation.

Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019

amazon prime and booty time

A slang term similar to Netflix and chill

Hey girl are you ready for some Amazon Prime and booty time?

by Main nugget May 5, 2019

Amazon

A better word for amazing

"That's so amazon!"

by noiamyourgrandma April 26, 2022

Going Amazon

When a girl goes without a bra. (Braless) Which is a play on the mythical Amazonian all female tribes.
The top half version of Going Commando. for girls.

"I'm so jealous of becky, she's only a A-cup, so she's been Going Amazon whenever she wants and not get called a slut."
or
"I love this dress, I'm Going Amazon in it and no one even notices."

by JustAgirl August 27, 2013

Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022