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tugging timmy

After watching some porn the other night my missus went straight to sleep so I had to resort to tugging timmy instead
by John Walken March 22, 2005
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Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.
Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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urgent tug

Short, sharp male masturbation performed under time pressure. Often at risk of being caught/interrupted
The wife went to the shop, time for an urgent tug!
by Gurusi May 4, 2015
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jelly tug

When a man masterbates using jelly as a lubricant.
Best results if jelly is microwaved so jelly is fairly warm. Increases pleasure.
I was looking to spice up my masterbatory experience so I gave myself a jelly tug. Wasn't that messy either.
by T.S. Cooper August 4, 2008
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Snuggie Tug

The act of pleasuring ones self whilst under the secretive and cozy covering of a snuggie
Carl "Was it just me or was Hank making some wierd ass movements on the couch during that "i love lucy marathon"?"

Willford "Dude, honestly? I think he might have been getting his Snuggie Tug on!"

Carl "FOR REAL!? i was sitting right next to him!...That shit is not cool..."
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"When im in tha club, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on

When i roll on dubs, i be
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on
gettin my snuggie tug on"

-"Snuggie Tug" by Turbo
by SROCE February 27, 2011
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tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.
by Bob Floamer April 28, 2005
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Tug Life

A sad, pathetic, malajusted male lifestyle in which the only sexual pleasure gotten is via incessant masterbation. It is progressive in severity and long suffering individuals generally have pornographic tastes that border on illegality.
Denny: "Hey Joe, look at those forty year old losers playing Dungeons and Dragons!"

Joe: "Muthafuckers been living the Tug Life for ages!"
by John Ripper June 1, 2012
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